~aesculus

Bored. So it's character torture time. Watch Yin slowly lose it with this meme.

Stolen from ~phasmatis-lupus.

Name:
Yin-Li Chen

Nicknames:
Yin, Lili (Only by Orion), Chen (unfamilliar people)

Age:
Twenty-Seven

Do you shave:
... I'm Chinese and female... with wealth earned from adoptive fathers will to get lazer hair surgery... so no.

If yes, where:
... See above.

Favorite thing about your body:
...

Least favorite thing about your body:
Easy... everything.

If you could fill a pool with anything but not sell the contents (so you couldn't like fill it with pogs and make a fortune), what would you fill it with?
Could you be more stupid? WATER. I like to swim.

Least favorite present recieved:
People are supposed to give you presents?

Hair colour:
Jet Black

Favourite soup:
Shrimp Wanton Soup

Favorite song:
Er... Nothing is ever my favourite.

Favorite Pokemon:
O_o; Like hell I would have one... After 493 of those things you'd think they would give up; they are running out of creative names.

Favorite car:
Hyundai Tuscan.

Unicycle, bicycle or tricycle?
Bicycle.

What beverage, other than water, do you drink most?
Cola I guess.

What is your strangest hobby?
Organizing Chocolate.

What's the least edible thing you have eaten?
Burnt Oven left overs.

Do you write poetry? If yes, what's it like? If no, give it a whirl, right here.
No, and I refuse.

What do your underpants look like?
Like the girly underwear you see in the female underwear section of Walmart or Zellars.

What part of your body would you get a tattoo of a salamander drinking coffee on if you had to get a tattoo of a salamander drinking coffee?
I'm in a bad mood at the moment, and you're torturing me with questions that don't make sense! I never will get a tattoo of a salamander drinking coffee!

What's your favorite part about visiting the laundromat?
PLEASE STOP WITH THE STUPID QUESTIONS! I have a washer and dryer of my own dipshit.


Do you trim your nose hair? Do you find it offensive when people with excessive nose hair do not?
What... the... fuck...

If after you died someone took your bones and made them into a musical instrument, what kind of musical instrument would you want it to be?
Violin.

Which historical figure would you like to ride horsey-back?
*Grabs Mellis* Fuck leaving Kaden I'm killing the ass that created this!

If there was a curse that turned everyone who wasn't dancing into a cello, what kind of dance would you do?
Key words for you dipshit: Two-Left-Feet

Are you a tiger in bed?
... PHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Are you living below the poverty line?
Not really.

Are your knees below the poverty line?
Are your knees below it? Mine seem to be just fine.

Would you play hopskotch?
... maybe when I was a kid.

If you were elected President of Earth, would you make any amendments to the laws of physics?
I like my gravity the way it is.

Where do you think is the ideal place to go kite-flying?
An open field on a windy day. Preferably with a tornado to take you, my kite, and a hellova lot of ballons I've strapped you to with it.

If you could have any one object come to life and be your pet (such as a walking table, a walking action figure, a walking skyscraper, etc.), what would it be?
I guess a teddy bear or something that says harmless stuffed animal.

What did you think of this survey?
... Fuck-You-Lee-Formakingmedothisthing...